The time is now more than ever in which we, and by we I mean the people of the great state of New York (north and west of Manhattan) and throughout these beautiful United States (except for certain areas along the coasts), to rise up with violent patriotism to destroy once and for all EVERYTHING that the wicked traitorous cocksucking bitches at The Ministry of General Mayhem try to shove down the throats of honest hardworking Americans every day.
Though it has long masqueraded as a simple Non-Governmental Organization dedicated to promoting liberal causes and activism, I know, as all of you know, that it has grown into a communistic strong arm of the Obama administration meant to abolish our military, dismantle our economy, cripple our diplomatic standing in the world and transform all our children into gay bisexual homos. And if THAT weren't bad enough we now know for a fucking FACT that The Ministry has ties to WikiLeaks and the release of secret government documents that have put America at serious risk of looking stupid! They may plead ignorance about the info leaked but YOU and I know that The Ministry was ultimately responsible for everything!!
And if that weren't bad enough! The Ministry is being led by one of the most evil lying mademen in the entire country!!! With his ties to various anti-American leaders, his ceaseless anti-corporate rhetoric, his anti-war whining and his anti-homophobia rants have revealed a twisted and depraved America-hater in our midst with extremely likely links to al-Qaeda.
But most of all, WORST of all! Now! Here and now!! For EVERYONE to see!!! Even as he has tried to mask his hypocrisy with baseless accusations leveled against candidates who would've surely been the greatest leaders this glorious nation has ever seen, even as he has stalled this nation's bright future and instead descended it into a descent, a harrowing one that we may not be able to come back from! We now know the truth! We now know who he is! We have seen the TRUE FACE of this Grannnnnnnd Minister!!! We now know! WE KNOW!!!!
THE BASTARD FUCKS ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!
YEAHHHH!!! YEAHHHH!!!! HOW'S IT FEEL BITCH????? HOW'S IT FEEEEEEEEEL?????? YOU LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE FAGGOT!?!?!?!?! PAYBACK'S A BIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAYBACK IS A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111Q
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And as if more evidence could possibly be needed to condemn this beastialitist for all time, we, SMASH THE MINISTRY, can personally guarantee that within the fortnight we shall release to the World Wide Web the most CONCLUSIVE evidence that Grand Minister Jared W. Adams is, has been and always will be a BEAST MASTER.
And SMASH THE MINISTRY refuses to let this country fall into the hands of sexual deviants and communistic socialists and with the help of all true fucking American patriots, we can make a nation and world free of the sinister influence of this dark shadow faction that has hijacked your government and turned it over to the unions and the welfare-sucking leeches of the inner-cities.
But now, that is at an end!! Since the reactivation of SMASH THE MINISTRY earlier this morning, SMASH THE MINISTRY has already amassed over $200 million in private contributions. If you love America, if you love your family, if you love the Tea Party, if you love the Private Sector, if you love the results of the elections on November 2nd and think that they would've been much better especially if all the Republican gubernatorial candidates had been successful and all the other ones as well, you must (make a private contribution to the PayPal account of) SMASH THE MINISTRY!
Victory begins here.
Victory begins with a SMASH.
SMASH THE FUCKING MINISTRY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
- SMASH THE MINISTRY, (a 527 organization)
